I know I haven't written in this foreveeeer but here's this because I don't know where else to post this with other people thinking I'm insane.
Before I say anything though: BUY ARTPOP BY GAGA. ITS THE BEST ALBUM EVER CREATED. Your mind will melt into a pile of sparkle lava.
Now for my insanely terrible review, keep in mind that I wrote my exact thoughts down as I was listening to the music for the first time.
Aura- this intro is giving me the worst chills. looooove the vocal effects wow. this is scary but amazing. *evil laughter*. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. my brain is melting. DANG. it sounds like pop vomited but in the best way. woo yeah i'm feeling this. OMG WHAT DID I JUST LISTEN TO
Venus- sure why not let's go to a different planet because earth is starting to go downhill with all these dumb people OH THOSE FREAKING CHORUSES GAGA SLAYS *snaps my fingers violently* TAKE ME TO YO PLANETTTT HOLY CARP THAT FRAEKARING FGAGA SLAGYY THAT WOMAN JUST OAWEHR YES GAGA THIS IS LOVE BECAUSE IM OBSESSED WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL SONGWRITING. woo bridge here we go oh my gosh MY EARS ARE EXPLODING THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING
G.U.Y.- omg this is definitely a great follow up song to venus, the beginning is like space travel. THAT FREAKING BEAT AND SYNTHS IM DYING woah what gaga you're confusing me i love the background music though it's freaking bosslike. ok this one isn't my favorite but it's alright, it's just too repetitive in the chorus for me GAGA WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING
*insert inappropriate word here* Dreams- it's obvious this one's going to be extremely dirty thank gosh they blurred that word out i don't even know my thoughts are all over but i can barely even hear this because my parents won't shut up. it does have a good funky beat OH THAT SPOKEN PART OF THE BRIDGE GAGA I JUST LOVE YOU
Jewels N Drugs- wtf gaga rappers wait? woah this is gangster yo ARE YOU TURNING HOOD GAGA. what's this guy spelling GAGA TURNING HOMIE WOAH WELL THIS ISNT EXPECTED but then again this is gaga lol "i think you should shut up and sit down" same here. this just doesn't feel like it should be on ARTPOP so far, like it doesn't fit in THAT BRIDGE JUST TURNED STRAIGHT UP GANGSTER MY EYES ARE GIANT NOW THIS GUYS GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK IF HE RAPS ANY FASTER
Manicure- well this sounds extremely sassy. that voice just omg slaying the world. it's catchy. YES I CAN FEEL IT GAGA. dang this girl went total qui qui mode in this song but i love sassy gaga so it's ok. THE END OF THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING *headbangs*
Do What You Want- really catchy background music. Gaga's voice is so angelic like omg. i don't like the meaning behind this and some of the lyrics but it's catchy. it's actually surprisingly calm compared to the rest of the album. whoever this dude is that's featured on this has a super calming voice. lol ok that part was definitely my favorite part. i love the tiny bit when gaga and the dude sing together, their voices blend nicely.
ARTPOP- YES THIS INTRO IS GIVING ME CHILLS. LITERALLY IM FREAKING SHIVERING NOW. this is so different but in the best way. *sings* WE COULD, WE COULD, BELONG TOGETHER ARTPOP! she was right when she said to listen to this with headphones, it's amazing. her voice is just so freaking calming right now idk. artpoppppp could mean anythingggg. that's interesting. free my mind artpop, you make my heart stop. PERFECT ENDING.
Swine- YES IVE BEEN WAITING 90 YEARS FOR THIS WTF GAGA THIS IS NOTHING LIKE ID THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. i like the live version better, her vocals sound wayyyy more powerful in it. this doesn't even sound like her. this might grow on me after time though but for now i'm sticking with the live version. HERE COMES THAT BUILD UP THOUGH HERE WE GO SWIENREINEEIN! it's not as heavy of a beat as the live version though now i'm saaaad. lol gaga you dirty pig. i really was hoping this would be a single after hearing her live performance but now i'm upset because it's not what i thought it was going to be. poopers. it's still good though. SWWWIIIIINEEEEEE SWINEEEEE. wtf was that gags why are you making your voice sound nasally, it sounds like she wasn't feeling good when she recorded this because it doesn't sound like her at all
Donatella- "I am soooo fab." GAGA YOUR MOCKING VOICE IS PERFECT. ok this beat is badass. this is totally like the fame era when she recorded "fashion". THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THIS IS BLOWING ME OUT OF THE WATER IN THE WEIRDEST WAY I DONT KNOW WHY I LOVE THIS BUT ITS SO WOW CHORUS GAGA IS BACK "what do you want to wear this season" PIZZA. THATS WHAT I WANT TO WEAR. IM HEADBANGING LIKE CRAZY THIS IS GENIUS. i love how she's mocking basically every model ever. this woman deserves all the awards. THAT OUTTRO IM MOVING ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS CHAIR IS GOING TO BREAK I THINK IM HAVING A FIT dirty synth beats i'm dead
Fashion!- this sounds sad why i hope i don't cry OH NEVERMIND it was just the piano at the beginning. stooooop repeating yourself gaga. this is really strange hearing piano compared to the stuff she normally does. this sounds like one of those happy songs when someone like survives a disease or something. it's a good follow up to the idea of donatella though. definitely not my personal favorite though. HER VOICE IN THE BRIDGE I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS AGAIN SHES HOLDING THAT NOTE LONGER THAN I CAN EAT PIZZA WOMAN HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE OK THAT BRIDGE IS DEFINITELY MAKING UP FOR THE REST OF THE SONG hi random french dude what's up
Mary Jane Holland- I've listened to snippets of this before so I'm expecting this to be totally amazing. IM FREAKING OUT ALREADY. IM 34 SECONDS IN BUT IM SAYING THIS SHOULD BE SINGLE MATERIAL. "MARY. JANE. HOLLAND." exactly why gaga slays the rest. THIS IS MY JAM NOW DID SHE JUST SAYING "RUSHING" LITERALLY DEAD. so excited for this bridge. THE BRIDGE IS HERE EVERYONE. I FEEL LIKE IM GOING THROUGH SPACE AGAIN. "IM RICH AS PISS" OH M Y GOSH. POWERFUL GUITAR RIFFS. MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING. "INTRODUCING, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, MARY JANE HOLLAND!" GAGA IS A BAD BITCH. END OF STORY. MY HEART IS RACING THIS IS THE BEST STILL DYING OK
Gypsy- this is going to make me cry. honestly. her voice is so beautiful during the chorus i just can't anymore. WOO HERE WE GO FASTER TEMPO. yeah this is going to make me cry. *yells* NEXT.
Applause- ok i already know this song is amazing because of the million times i've played it before since it is the first single on ARTPOP. *sings to the entire song* *shouts* GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOOOOOOVE
